March 23, 2009

Absolutely No Motivation

Does anyone else out there hate their job? I do HR work at my small company, and I wasn't really looking to do HR work. I just sort of fell into it. It's been almost 1 year since I started, and I would grade myself at a "D" for the work I've done. I was never officially trained on anything, and I don't have any passion for this work. Meeting with insurance brokers and filing worker's comp claims isn't my cup of tea.

What else can someone do in this economy? It's not like I can just quit and find work anywhere. I make pretty good money for my age even with my pay cut. What's out there? I would love to move out of state; however, I just bought my first home. This stuff gets tricky. I don't really know what to do. If I find work elsewhere and leave my family business, I'll probably be cut out of my dad's will.

March 11, 2009

My Theory on Time Travel


 Many people I have come to know in life surmised that time travel is not possible. What reasoning usually backs up that theory? Most claim that if time travel were possible, we'd have seen it already.  There would be someone from the future coming into our present.  Some even say it's impossible.  Traveling back in time would create a butterfly effect that would change life as we know it.

My theory on time travel is a simple one to follow. I think we have had visits by time traveling beings.  I think they would easily change history if they were known.  I think time traveling has been witnessed for centuries but never officially verified.  If you're following me so far, let me continue to explain. My theory on time travel aligns perfectly with the unidentified flying objects (UFOs) that people have witnessed throughout history.  The public tends to joke about UFO sightings and discredit those individuals claiming to have seen something in the sky.  There have been hoaxes throughout the years that only help continue the trend of disbelief.  I, without a doubt, believe that "aliens" flying in "UFOs" are in fact, future human beings traveling through time. In the rare sightings, UFOs have a tendency to hover, move through the sky, and even disappear completely between the stars. How is that possible?  Simply, the machines are traveling through time not traveling a measured distance. When people claim to have been abducted, the stories all similarly align with the idea that future humans are testing sample data. They travel through history, abduct a random farmer in a low-population town, and medically test them on-board.  Metals yet to be discovered on Earth somehow then appear implanted within some of these test subjects.  They could be either tracking devices or on-going in-body data collection implants. Think about it, if we had the capability of traveling through time, what would stop us from going back thousands of years and testing early human life? It would be fascinating to modern scientists.  What harm would we cause by abducting random cavemen in history? Worst-case scenario, cave paintings are drawn that don't really get the point across.

Another criticism to my theory: if aliens are future humans, why do they have big heads, small bodies, and no audio communication? How do humans even compare to that? Well, we're talking about the future of the human race. I can easily imagine a world through natural selection that tends to gravitate (no pun intended) towards more technology and less physical labor. With advances in science and technology, humans could easily lose the need for big muscles and verbal communication. We're already in the age of the Internet. We email, text, IM, and Twitter our thoughts and emotions. At what point do we stop speaking altogether? I am also a believer that the world may end on December 21, 2012.  If something catastrophic does happen on that date, who's to say if any humans remain. If some do, who's to say what shape they'll take up after several thousand years. Getting back to my time travel theory, I think the government is fully aware of the truths behind aliens and UFOs.  I think Area 51 does house secrets that most of the public cannot know about.  I think the government is fully aware of the dangers of releasing such important information.  Our whole world could change if that information was ever officially confirmed. What if aliens confirmed we all die in 2012 by some sort of asteriod impact? What would we do with that information? There would be widespread panic. I, for one, wouldn't try to have children in the near future. There would be no use bringing them up into this world. I think we would see cult suicides by the millions.  Needless to say, it just wouldn't happen.  Time traveling is only safely done when the course of history is not changed. The government knows this and does it's best to prevent classified information from getting to the masses.

I'm just using my blog to spill my guts on time travel.  I've read similar theories when searching to see if anyone else had come to the same conclusions that I had. I invite any readers to ask questions challenging my theory in the comment box.